A Grape Karen Gets What She Deserves

Let me tell you about Grape Karma. It all went down at the Detwiler's grocery store in Sarasota, FL. I'm waiting for this idiot lady, who was wearing a mask, to get her grapes. I see her touching all the bags, and then she picks a grape off, moves her mask down, and eats a grape.

Then she repeated the process, eating one grape from separate bags. When she started on the RED grapes, I stared her down. Like I have nothing to get angry about (war, inflation, shootings, Monkeypox...). She saw me watching her, and when I headed towards a Detwiler employee to tell him about the stealing grape lady, she put a bag in her cart.

I was definitely feeling like a Grape Karen and wasn't proud of my reaction. I guess it was the cooties factor and the hypocrisy of her wearing a mask and then spreading her germs all over innocent grapes.

As I was bringing my own bags of groceries into the house, my own grapes fell out of the bag and onto the hot Florida pavement. I picked up the branches and even the individual grapes that tried to escape. They were rolling away faster than Dale Earnhardt on the speedway. I think they were scared of me.

As I got closer to the front door, it happened again. I yelled out in anger. But then I realized, this was grape karma. I had it coming to me.